"Mario! It's time!" (HiddenPsychopath thought, which can only be seen if the Game Genie code for the debug menu is enabled, as Mallow isn't around during that battle by normal means.)
"What a joke! Put some muscle into it!"
"NO!!! It's a chain reaction!!"
"Did you think I was just going to GIVE her to ya!?"
"The bridge is down, but we'll find a way to get back in. Move out, on the double!"
"I'm the biggest, baddest brute around, and don't you forget it."
"All this power, and good looks too! I know what you're thinking..."
"I'm gonna do something I may regret later...! But I'm gonna let you join the Koopa Troop. You can thank me later..."
"Mario, she's a bit shy. Look the other way, will you?"
"You can turn around now. She says she's been locked up ever since she took a bite out of Booster. So now... She wants to help us stir up a little trouble! Mwa, ha, ha!!"
"I'm lightning in a bottle! I'm an earthquake in a can!"
"No one is authorized to kidnap the princess but me!"
"Here I was, thinking of a plan to get my castle back, and all of a sudden, Mario walks up to me and BEGS me to let him join the Koopa Troop! I had no choice BUT to let him in! It was so pathetic!"
"Hey, sounds good to me! Let's just forget about these Star things!"
"If Mario doesn't find these Star things, I'll have the princess, but I can forget about my castle... Can you run that past me again?"
"Smithy's gonna pay for stealing my splendid castle from me!"
"Hold it! I only joined so I could get my castle back. I'm not gonna be dragged along on this stupid hunt. This is as far as I go. I'm gonna gather my troops and rebuild my castle! And YOU, Mario! You're an official member of the Koopa Troop! It's your duty to help with the repairs!"
"Yes, come into my sanctuary and partake of my wisdom, children."
Mallow:"Grandpa, what are you talking about? I'm only a simple tadpole! This adventure isn't for me!" Frogfucius:"Mallow, my boy, I've kept this from you until now, buy you're...Not a tadpole!!" Mallow:"Say WHAT???"
"(Psst, Mario) The boy's magic is sure to come in handy on your adventure. You'll take him along, yes?"
"Hi, I'm the gardener. See that huge planter? I've spent many years seeking the legendary 'Seed' and 'Fertilizer' to fill it with, but had no luck. Sigh...if I could only find them!"
"Incredible! I can't believe it! It's the legendary 'Seed' I've read about in the ancient gardening texts. These are so rare! Can you even begin to comprehend what a huge discovery this is? I've spent my whole life searching for one! It's too much, I tell ya!"
"Hey! I haven't finished yet."
"Well, that's my story. Say...will you give me the 'Seed'?"
"Please, enjoy yourself! At your own risk, that is!"
"Now, about the girl in my life, who thinks I should marry her? Well? Speak up!"
"Ah, a party! We haven't had one of those. It could be fun! So...what is a party?"
"Hmmm...Drink punch...eat cake...? It sounds...complicated. I don't know if I can muster the energy to do it...Let's walk through it once! It's wedding rehearsal time!"
"Wait! Mario always shows up right about now to ruin the fun. We've got to take that into consideration, you know. Someone go and get the Mario doll."
"Of course it's here! You lazy slobs couldn't find water if you were fish! It's behind those curtains!"
"This is like realizing you're outside without your clothes on! Number one, you go and look."
"Hey everybody! Did you see someone behind the curtains, or was it just me? How creepy! It's a pain, but I think we should check one more time."
"Well? I really think someone's behind those curtains! I think one more peek is necessary."
"G'na!!! It's Mario! That's impossible! He made it past all my traps... But we're gonna trip him up!"
"H...Huh?! I think that really is Mario! Let's make sure. You! Check it out!"
"Harumph! Just as I thought! It IS Mario. Let's...wind him up!"
"I'd love to stay and chat, but I've a schedule to keep. Move aside so I can open that door. Here's the password!"
"Eh? Hey, where's my bride-to-be? I wanna play hide-and-seek, too!"
"What a poor sport! Well, we really should hurry along. A yummy cake is waiting for us after we climb this hill! Let's GO!"
"Uh oh! It's Mario! We didn't plan on this. Mario, you aren't invited to our wedding! Besides, we still have to have the rehearsal! I'll be happy to race you to the wedding hall, but......you'd better not get in my way. Ready?"
"You clowns! You DON'T break a door down when entering a room! Shut it! SHUT IT NOW! Move it, MOVE IT!!!!"
"Hey, Number 1! Where's my cake?"
"THIS thing's a cake?"
"Now, how do you eat it? I say we boil it!"
"Easier said than done! I feel like I forgot to tie my cord before a bungee-jump!"
"Greetings. I am Culex, Dark Knight of Vanda. I've crossed into this dimension to fight for the Dark Mage, but this world is uninhabitable for me and my kind, so I must return to my own world. Before I go, though, I would like to challenge your strongest knight. Will you accept my challenge? You will enter combat against me?"
"You are wise to hesitate. Without a weapon or armor, you have no chance."
"I am matter... I am antimatter... I can see your past... I can see your future... I consume time... And I will consume you!"
"We will now begin the ceremony. Walk down the aisle with the...(hey someone make her smile!) beautiful bride-to-be."
"It isn't here."
"Booster's wedding is in progress. We've barricaded the door, so don't even bother trying to sneak inside. I'm not telling you in here! And you can forget about the back entrance. It's locked. At least I THINK it is..."
"Halt, who goes there?"
"You LOOK like Mario, but the door's shut tight. Listen, Mustache, you and your overgrown turtle-friend can take a hike! Go! Scat! Make like Mario and jump outta here! GET LOST!"
"Oops...We've got a problem... I'd better go tell Booster."
"It won't budge. Say, wanna help me bust this door down?! On the count of 3, we'll run TOGETHER! Timing's the key!"
"Ready? Here we go!..."
"Booster, Sir! Mario's here!"
"Booster, Sir, there's a 70% chance that the object you're standing on is a cake"
"HALT! Who goes there!? A Tresspasser! This castle now belongs to us, the 'Smithy Gang'. This is our first step towards taking over the world. And if it wasn't for nosey characters like you, we'd practically own this world! Let's see you deal with this!"